Engineers Jokes

Engineers Jokes

Three Engineers


There are three engineers in a car; an electri...

Old Corps


We've all heard about the "Old Corps" from tho...

THE TWELVE KEYS OF WEBaholics


F1: ...admit that we have no life.


F2: ...be...

Gates & Light bulb


Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to chang...

Astrology


Q: Why has astrology been invented?


A: So th...

"The Internet."


Some people pay for their on-line services wit...

I've been signed up with your service


Customer: I've been signed up with your servic...

The whole world could be happy


Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore,...

Online Banking


Eager to make full use of my new computer's ca...

Bill Gates an his new wife


Bill Gates recently got married. After the wed...

Cool


An engineer was crossing a road one day when a...

How many Windows users does it take to change a l


Q: How many Windows users does it take to chan...

Poem about Economics


If you do some acrobatics
with a little mathe...

The loss of engines


Two blondes were flying to Miami from Clevelan...

My brain is like a computer...


My brain is like a computer,
the older I get ...

I took the key and manually unlocked the door.


I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping...

Nuclear Engineer's Cookie Recipe


Nuclear Engineer's Chocolate Chip Cookie Recip...

Intelligent Life


It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NAS...

Computer Terms


486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC...

Stick your finger


Q: How do you tell the temperature of the ocea...

Clinton's Pigs


President Clinton arrived in D.C. after a trip...

Proof: Girls are the root of all evil.


if girls require time _and_ money, should that...

Light bulb


Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw ...

Doctor Vs. Mechanic


A mechanic was removing a motor from a Harley ...

Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium


1) You try to enter your password on the micro...