Efficiency
I took some clients out to dinner last week, a...
Engineers Jokes
What is "pi"?
What is "pi"?
Mathematician: Pi is the ratio ...
What power switch
A customer called a tech support to say her br...
Acronyms-Abbreviations Coded Really Ominously Null
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Indust...
Foot pedal
An exasperated caller to a computer Tech suppo...
Light bulb
Q: How many scientists does it take to change ...
Businessman is dying
A businessman on his deathbed called his frien...
Perform better
There was an Individual in a company where I u...
Economist Valentines
4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis poi...
Real Engineers
Real Engineers consider themselves well dresse...
Light bulb
Q: How many investors does it take to change a...
A guy gets back from a computer convention
A guy gets back from a computer convention and...
Tim Buck Two
At the finals of the National Poetry Competiti...
If a system is administered wisely
If a system is administered wisely,
its users...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a...
I have a big problem
Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long ...
Your sound card is defective
Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I ...
Nothing to cheer about
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacatio...
A Skydiving lesson
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me t...
True Story
I work at a bank and one day we received a cal...
Cross the Road
Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Be...
Sensible changes
A programmer was walking along the beach when ...
Computer Lab
My friend was on duty in the main computer lab...
Body Parts
These three engineers are discussing who desig...
You Might Be An Engineer If...
You window shop at Radio Shack.
You're convi...