When you over esteem great hackers,
More users become cretins.
When you develop encryption,
More users become crackers.
The Guru leads
By emptying user's minds
And increasing their quotas,
By weakening their ambition
And toughening their resolve.
When users lack knowledge and desire,
Management will not try to interfere.
Practice not looping,
And everything will fall into place.
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