What's the difference
What's the difference between mechanical engin...
Engineers Jokes
Big Bang
Q: Will there be another Universe after the Bi...
Giving sad news to a troop
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I ...
Send
A customer called to say he couldn't get his c...
There is a blond on the plane
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearb...
How many Microsoft shipping department personnel
Q: How many Microsoft shipping department pers...
When the Guru administers
When the Guru administers, the users
are hard...
Kinds
There are two kinds of mathematicians:
those ...
AST technical support
AST technical support had a called complaining...
That is why it lasts forever.
When users see one GUI as beautiful,
Other us...
Printer Repair
When a guy's printer type began to grow faint,...
Imagination
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50...
Copper wire
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two acco...
Spell Checker
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC...
Backup tape
Q: Where will I go after I die?
A: Onto a bac...
Insert disk2
An IBM customer had troubles in installing sof...
Dilbert Reviews Star Wars: Episode I
Hello, readers, of course, it is I, Dilbert. T...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the...
In the dark
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waitin...
There are lawyers on the flight
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the...
Answering machine message
Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revisi...
Sleeping together
A wildlife biologist crew leader has several c...
Light bulb
Q: How many Keynesian economists does it takes...
Three freshman
Three freshman engineering students were sitti...
The headlines
A pair of biologists is studying terns on a ro...