Duck Jokes

Duck Jokes

YOU KNOW NO ONE LOVES YOU IF...


- The pet cat got better food than you did.
-...

Student Bloopers - Part II!


This is a collection of actual student blooper...

Dead Duck


Three men go duck hunting one day. Two of them...

Toilet duck


why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the...

Americans were saying in 1959...


Here are a few things that Americans were sayi...

Famous Last Words


* It's fireproof.
* He's probably just hibern...

Rude Drunk


The drunk replied. "I was talking to the duck....

Instrument flying guide for animal lovers


Having detailed the concept of attitude contro...

Dumb Blonde


There were three women that broke out of jail....

The Top 15 Indications an Athlete Is Using Steroids (Part II)


15> He's favored 10-1 to take this year's K...

Interesting Facts


1. The longest one-syllable word in the Englis...

Aussie Father


Swampy Marsh, the young Australian father-to-b...

Women with duck


Women goes into a bar with a duck under her ar...

Dancing Duck


A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyo...

Tired Minister


A tired minister was at home resting, and thro...

Ducks in Heaven


Three ladies died and went to heaven. An Angel...

Yo mammas breath...


Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps ...

3 Birds Get Lucky


Three birds are flying over head when one spot...

Redneck quickies 35


You might be a redneck if...


You don't know ...

Tuns of Puns! Part III


What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
Fren...

Smart duck stupid shopkeeper!


A duck went to a shop went up one aisle downt ...

Duck


A duck walks into a bar and gets a beer and th...

Texas three kick rule


A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting...

Cockfight


You go to a cockfight.


How do you know if an...

Mad cow desease


There were two cows in a feald one cow said " ...