A duck went to a shop went up one aisle downt the other up one down the other then he went over to a shopkeeper and asked do you have any duck food? the shopkeeper said no the next day the duck came back to the shop and went up one aisle and down the other up one and down the other he went over to the shopkeeper and asked do u have any duck food the shopkeeper said no and if you ever ask again then im going to nail your feet down the duck came back the next day and did the same thing but when it came to asking whether he had and duck food he asked instead do you have any nails? the shopkeeper said no then the duck asked do you have any duck food? lol it is funni
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