Duck Jokes

Duck Jokes

The Three Ducks


There were these three ducks sitting in a pond...

duck!!!!


Q. What is the natinal bird for Afganastan?
A...

FIRE BLOND


A RED,BLOND,AND A BRUEET WHERE TAKEN HOSTAGE B...

Duck


Conversation between a duck and a pharmacist:
...

Disneyland Survey


A recent survey carried out by a leading soft ...

Dead Duck


There was this duck that walked into a bar and...

Goose vs duck


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawye...

National Bird


What is Iraq's national bird?


Duck.


Submi...

Its A Duck


Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird...

Done by smell


A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and re...

The Laywer, the duck and the farmer


A big city, Colorado, lawyer went duck hunting...

Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?


Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the...

Then there was the


Then there was the psychology professor, a Ya...

What Am I?


Out in the country walked a family of ducks to...

duck walks into a feed


A duck walks into a feed store and asks, ''Got...

Blind Shopping


A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and re...

O.J.'s kids:)


There was a mother duck,a mother skunk,a baby ...

Dinner


Anaheim Mighty Duck super star, Teemu Selanne,...

Then there was the psychology professor,...


Then there was the psychology professor, a Ya...

Ducks in a Bar


A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He...

Duck and Grapes

A duck walked into a store one day and asked th...

Lousiana Law

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Lo...

Geese and Ducks

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a law...

Quack Quack

Duck #1: Quack
Duck #2: Quack
Duck #3: Quack ...

Is it a Duck?

If it sounds like a duck, has a beak like a duc...