What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.
What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?
Poloroids.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.
What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
Chicken of the sea.
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.
What do you call a transvestite cow?
A Dairy Queen.
What do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos.
What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer?
A quackintosh.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs.
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