You go to a cockfight.
How do you know if an American is there?....... He's the one with a duck.
How do you know if an Italian is there?.......He bet on the duck.
How do you know if the Mafia is there?....... The duck wins.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
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