So anyway, this duck walks into a drugstore and says, " Give me some Chap stick and put it on my bill".
Same duck walks into the same drugstore and says, " Give me a condom."
To which the druggist replies
"Do you want that on your bill?"
The duck says "No, I'm not that kind of duck."
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