A Duck Walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "Do you have any
grapes"?
The bar tender says "No come back tommorow."
The next day the duck goes into the bar and asks the maneger,
"Do you have and grapes?
The maneger says "No" "And if you come back again i'm goin to
staple your feet to the floor!!",
Next day he goes back and says
"You got any staples"?
The bar tender says
"No."
So he says
"Got any grapes?"
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