A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it
starves to death.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(this is for the footballers)
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't
wear pants
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes. (owww, why???)
No word in the English language rhymes with month
On average, people fear public speaking more than death.
The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
(and we know that because...)
The electric chair was invented by a dentist ( Ok, and I thought
the drill was bad)
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to
remember the word you want.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
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