The other day my wife, my son, and I were at the beach. Tommy, at 3 years, is
generally very good about being courteous and careful with other people. Like
any child his age however, he occasionally has lapses. On this occasion he
winged a Frisbee at my wife. After he did so, I prompted him for the usual
gosh-I-really-had-no-idea "Sorry�.
I said, "Tommy, what do you say when you almost hit someone with something?"
He immediately replied: "Duck!"
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