Three women die and go to Heaven...
...And they see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates...
Duck Jokes
What bring a dead duck back to life?
A dead bullfrog.
How Is The Situation - Funny Joke
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask abou...
How do you get down off a horse?
You don't, you get down off a duck.
A guy walks into a bar with three ducks in a shopping bag.
He sits down and proceeds to take each of the t...
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave 'till his Bill Withers.
Why does Trump wear a hairpiece?
Because he thought the kids on the roller coast...
What do duck tape and Star Wars have in common?
The both have a dark and a light side and they ...
Can't-Lose Man Chapter 2: Butt-chin boy
It's been 4 years since that day. Now I am a 33...
A woman is woken up late one night to the sound of her husband coming home.
He crashes into the bedroom reeking of booze, w...
A duck went on vacation and stayed in a nice hotel. [NSFW?]
A duck went on vacation. He flew in and got a r...
Top 10 Funniest Animal Jokes
Q. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks ...
A father-to-be was waiting anxiously outside the labour ward where his wife was delivering a baby.
A nurse came up to the man and said, 'You have ...
I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.
Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything
I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl.
After robbing a bank, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead
duck into an alley where they hide in potato sa...
Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the bli...
One I head While listening to Brudda Iz.
Three ducks are brought before a Judge to face ...
Three women die and go to heaven...
St. Peter greets them at the gate and says "We ...
The doorbell rang
and a boy answers the door, he shouts "dad, the...
A duck walks into a bar
A duck walks into a bar and orders a rum and co...