A duck went on vacation. He flew in and got a room at a really fancy hotel. He had some time to kill, so he went down to a bar. While he was there, he met a beautiful woman. He started talking to her. Things were going really well, so he asked her if she wanted to head back to his hotel room. She smiled and said yes. When they got to the hotel room, she started to undress. The duck realized that he didn't have any protection. Since he didn't want to have a duckling with a lady he barely knew, he called for room service and asked for a condom. The man from room service came to the room and knocked on the door. The duck opened the door, and the man held out a silver platter with a condom on it.
"Here you are, sir," he said. "Would you like me to put this on your bill?"
The duck was confused and a bit disgusted. "Um, no," he said. "That's not where it goes."
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