Three women die and go to Heaven...

...And they see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Welcome to Heaven ladies! We just have on rule here," he said and narrows his eyes to show the gravity of the one rule. "Don't step on the ducks."

The women looked confused, but accepted the the agreement. "How hard could it be to not step on a duck? I went decades on Earth and never stepped on one," said one of the women.

When the gates opened and they entered Heaven, their jaws dropped with the sight of ducks filling almost every available space in Heaven. So very carefully, they walked through Paradise on their toes, trying not to step on any ducks.

They didn't get very far before one woman stepped on a duck. Saint Peter appeared before her and said, "I just told you we had only one rule. Like, it's only been five minutes, how did you forget already?" And he handcuffed her to one of the most ugly men she had ever seen. The two then set off on their own, leaving the other two women to continue on.

After a few successful days (they have days in Heaven, right?) the second woman steps on one of the infinite ducks that cover Heaven. Right on cue, Saint Peter showed up and handcuffed the woman to the most hideous creature of a man she ever laid eyes on. They then went their separate ways, leaving only one woman left.

After a solid, non-duck stepping on week, Saint Peter showed up, hastily handcuffed her to a man, and vanished once more. She looked up at her new partner to see the most gorgeous specimen of a man. Her eyes lit up and she said, "Oh my! What did I do to ever deserve being attached to you?"

The man looked down at her with beautiful, sad eyes and said,

"I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."