What did the duck say after it split the atom ?
Quark ! Quark !
Duck Jokes
What does a duck put in its burrito?
Quackamole.
A Duck walks into a Bar
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No.
Duck: Got an...
Which duck will destroy the establishment?
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick?
Put it on my bill.
A woman and a duck walk into a bar
A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartend...
Two guys walk into a bar...
you would think the second guy would duck.
You're approached by a stranger while walking your dog in the park.
The stranger says "That's an unusual looking do...
A duck and a laptop go to a bar and, after a while, the bartender asks the duck if he'd like the drinks on his bill
The laptop scolds the bartender for making such...
Two ducks walk into a bar.
The third duck ducks.
I quacked up reading this!
Three women die together in an accident and go ...
What does a Mexican duck say?
Guac Guac
What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?
Rub-a-dubstep!
There once was a driver named Hunt. [Limerick]
There once was a driver named Hunt,
who was gi...
I asked my wife what she wanted for dinner.
Wife - "I don't know."
Me, throwing out someth...
Mickey Mouse
Q: What kind of mouse walks on two legs?
A: Mic...
I bought a muzzle for my pet duck....
Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
Duck Sausage
Would you call Cajun sausage made from animated...
Do you know the problem with ordering duck?
It always comes with the bill.
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He si...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go ...
Pet Duck
A man had a pet duck and he took it with him ev...
puddles
so a duck walks into a bar and sits down
the b...
My friend says he’s got a psychic duck
He’s got it all dressed up like a gypsy in a li...