Can't-Lose Man Chapter 2: Butt-chin boy

It's been 4 years since that day. Now I am a 33 year old unemployed self proclaimed Can't-Lose Man. I have fought countless monsters and killed them all. In the beginning I used to have really fun battles with them until I won, but lately I have been squashing monsters and beating villains with as little as one punch. Why's that?

I wanted to be a hero so I can save the world and have fun, not just punch and kill! Fighting now is sooooooooo boring!

I want to meet Super-Duper Man maybe he can offer stimulus to my existence.

Wait...
Just relax.
Maybe all I need to do is clear my head and try something new.

I have been fighting monster and monster and evil warlords for 4 years now. Maybe i need to fight someone who is different. Not a villain but a person who still has high levels of experience in the art of killing. I need to fight a martial artist.

Exactly where do I find that savage kung-fu killer is the real problem. I don't know any martial artists. I searched the streets over and over searching for that one person that can reignit my passion for fighting. But...I didn't find him.

"Sir...
I try to stop a man as he walks down the street. He simply ignores me.
"Sir...
I try again but he simply shrugs me off.
"Sir sir sir sir sir...
"WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"
"Are you a martial artist?"
"Are you mental? Do you have a drug problem.
"Uuugh no?"
"Well get away from me."
The man leaves me as he continues walking down the street.

I try to stop a woman this time. But before I can ask her she screams "MOLESTER!!!!!" and runs away from me.

This went on and on for sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long!

Finally when I got tired of asking people a homeless old man approaches me.

"Boy I watched you all day. If you want to find a martial artist try looking in a Dojo."

"Dojo?"

"Yes. One of the world's best Dojo's is "Sensie Buttchan's academy for Butt-chin-Fu."

"Really!?"

"Yes it's on 1234 Cheese Burger Street."

"THANK YOU OLD MAN!!!!"

"No problem. I just hope that you find the person the rekindles your passion for killing."

Immediately I ran as fast as I could to the Dojo. Surprisingly i was only 150 kilometers away.

When I arrived to the Dojo I slammed open the door so hard the glass broke.

"Oh sorry."

Apparently there was a class going on at the moment. They all stop and look at me.

"I didn't mean to."

"Who are you?" A middle aged man with a giant butt-chin appears from the crowd of martial artists.

WOW!!! Look at all these people! And they ALL know how to fight! Wow this will surely reignite my passion!

"I am Can't-Lose Man! And i want to fight someone so strong that he will reignite my passion for fighting!"

"Are you mental? Are you on drugs?"

"Uuugh no."

"Well I would've told you to leave but you broke my door. And none breaks my door and gets away with it!" The middle aged man leaps 15 meters into the air at me.

To tell you the truth he was too slow it was too easy to dodge. He he lands he immediately tries to throw a roundhouse kick at me. I dodge it again. I dodge every single one of his attacks as he tries to hit me.

I duck hit lead hand punch and uppercut him in his giant butt-chin. I was expecting him to fall in the floor but to me surprise he doesn't budge.

"At this academy we perfect the art of Butt-Chin-Fu. A little hit like this means nothing to my butt-chin!"

He punches me in my chin! WOW! Now this is fun! That actually hurt! Show me more! I want to feel more pain! Come on fight MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I throw one more punch at his butt-chin this time It's at 40%. His butt-chin turns into a regular chin from the impact as he couches up blood from his mouth. He was blasted into the ceiling of the club. He came back down unconscious.

Is that it? It was so boring! Maybe he wasn't the leader.

"Come on who else wants to fight me!"

All the other martial artists shriek like little girls as the all run away from me. Looks like I still didn't find that person. I walk out of the club sad.

Before I leave a teenage boy run after me.

"Wait!"
"What do you want?"
"I saw what you did to Sensie Buttchan! Please accept me as your disciple!"
"Sorry kid I fly solo."
"Please!"
"No."
"PLEASE!!!"
"Go away."

I walk away back to my apartment sad (like usual). But something in my mind keeps lingering. That night I had a dream that I will be this boy's teacher. Nah, it's just dream there's no way.