St. Peter greets them at the gate and says "We only have one rule in heaven, and that is to not step on any of the ducks." The women thought this was a strange rule, but they went in anyway. When they entered they could see there were many ducks covering the ground and it would be very hard to not step on a duck. They tried not to step on any ducks but eventually the first woman stepped on one. St. Peter came to the woman and told her that her punishment for stepping on a duck was to be chained to a very ugly man for eternity. After seeing the punishment that the first woman had received, the two other women tried very hard to not step on any ducks, but eventually the second woman accidentally stepped on a duck. The same punishment was given to her. The third woman tried very hard to not step on any ducks and went many months without stepping on any. One day, without a word, St. Peter came up to the third woman and handcuffed the most handsome man she had ever seen to her. "What did I ever do to deserve this?" she said. The man said "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
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