A duck and a skunk were sitting next to each other all of a sudden the skunk started crying, the duck asked why and the skunk said "I don't know what I am" the duck replied "Well your black, your white and you smell..."
A duck and a skunk were sitting next to each other all of a sudden the skunk started crying, the duck asked why and the skunk said "I don't know what I am" the duck replied "Well your black, your white and you smell..."
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