What sort of drug does a duck use?
Quack cocaine
Duck Jokes
A duck walks into a pub...
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of be...
What do u call a mouse that walks with 2 legs? Mickey mouse
John: What do u call a dog that walks with two ...
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of be...
A mom and a baby duck cross the road with a mom and a baby skunk
The all cross the road. When they get to the ot...
Birds
A duck walks into a restaurant.
After eating a ...
Cosplay is BS
How can someone dress as Emperor Palpatine at C...
A priest, a rabbi and a duck all walk into a bar...
[put your best punchlines in the comments, I c...
Duckling and Baby Skunk
There was a mama duck and her duckling walking ...
A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool...
The bartender snarls, "What'll you have?"
The...
Husband comes home with a duck under his arm.
"Look. This is the pig I've been fucking."
T...
What do you call a duck with one leg
A handiquack
Two statisticians are out hunting...
Two statisticians are out hunting when one of t...
What's the difference between dining with Donald Duck and having dinner with Bill Cosby?
They will both offer to share a little bill, bu...
What is the difference between a duck?
One of the legs is both the same.
Lucky MotherDucker
Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage son...
How do you get down from an elephant?
You dont. You get down from a duck.
My impression of a New Zealand duck:
Quick... Quick. Quick.
“Chicks by my side, chillin with some grey goose, we so fly”
Said the duck.
I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day....
When my food arrived I was shocked to find an e...
What happens if Donald Trump pulls out of the election?
He will be Donald Duck
Why did the duck get a red card?
For fowl play.
A duck walks into a bar...
He waddles up to the bartender and says, "Got a...