A Man And his Duck go to the vet...
They go through to the treatment room and the d...
Duck Jokes
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
You put it in the microwave until its bill with...
Three ducks were arrested one night for being in the lake after hours.
In court the judge asked the first duck why he ...
What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?
He became a quack head
What's the difference between a chicken egg and a duck egg?
You have to quack a duck egg open.
Man walks into a bar
A gentleman walks into a bar and orders a drink...
Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck?
He was suspected of Fowl Play
How can tell if there's an Italian at the cockfight?
He brings the duck
How can you tell if there's...
Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease
A cow walks up to another cow and asks
"Are y...
A woman walks into a vet with her duck
It's being dragged behind her, evidently dead. ...
What does a Mexican duck say?
Guac guac
So a duck walks into a pharmacy
and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it o...
My friend was being attacked by a duck
I tried to warn him but it only made things worse.
A duck walked into a bar...
And was quickly escorted out as no animals were...
A duck walks into a bar and says
"Get me some chapstick, and put it on my bill!"
What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?
Just put it on my bill
Jim, John, and Jack die, and meet St. Peter at the gates of Heaven.
St. Peter greets them saying, "Welcome to Heave...
What is the difference between a duck?
One leg is both the same.
What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump?
One is a cartoon character with a hot temper an...
How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
When do you use duct tape on a duck?
When he's quacked.
Donald & Daisy
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the ni...
A duck and a Skunk
A mommy duck and a baby duck and a mommy skunk ...
This lady had a sick duck she took in to the vet.
This lady had a sick duck she took in to the ve...
*psst... ok ok be quiet... ssshhh...* uhhh... how do you sell a duck to a deaf guy?
¿¡¿¡WANNA BUY A DUCK?!?!
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