A duck and a Skunk

A mommy duck and a baby duck and a mommy skunk and a baby skunk are crossing the highway. The mommies both get hit by a truck while the babies make it across safely. The babies each look at each other wondering what they are.

The baby skunk looks at the baby duck and says "well, you've got a beak and yellow feathers.... You must be a duck!"

The baby duck looks at the little skunk and says "hmm, you're not black... And you're not white... And you stink! You must be native!"









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