Cops were quickly called to the scene due to a potential bomb located within the bank.
They were relieved to discover it was only a "H...
Duck Jokes
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he was having an identity crisis.
Dad jokes central
Bring me your dad jokes i have 2
Somebody fell...
Four doctors go duck hunting...
A family medicine doc, an internist, a surgeon,...
The Donald Trump Song
Who's got the bestest disposition?
One guess --...
A duck goes into a furniture store and says 'got any duck food?'
A duck goes into a furniture store and says 'go...
What did the duck say to the avacado?
guac guac
What do you get when you cross a bear with a duck?
A big, furry thing with wings, webbed claws, a ...
Three guys walk into a bar...
You think the third guy would have learned to d...
Why is Donald Duck suddenly so popular in Russia?
It's hard to tell apart one squawking, psychoti...
Stupid People
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this du...
The pig and the duck
A man walks into his house with a duck under hi...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
How do you get down off of an elephant?
You don't, you get down off of a duck.
How did the duck become a junkie?
He was addicted to quack.
If a duck and a elephant were to vote
They'd vote for donald trunk
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers.
How is the situation husband with his pregnant wife
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask abou...
Donald
Duck walked into a bar.
He drinks three whiske...
What's the difference between a duck?
One leg is the same.
A duck walks into a pharmacy
A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys some chap...
A duck walks up to a prostitute....
And says, "put it on my bill"