It's being dragged behind her, evidently dead. She opens the door to an examining room and says "I think my duck might be dead, doctor!" The doctor says "well ma'am, let me take a look". So the doctor takes the duck and gently places it on the examining table. After a few quick checks, he says "I'm sorry ma'am, your duck is dead".
"That's impossible!" She proclaims. "I want a second opinion!" So the doctor brings in a dog to confirm the finding. The dog sniffs the duck for a short while, then leaves the room. The doctor says "I'm sorry ma'am, the dog concurs". She is visibly upset now. She fights back tears and says "are you absolutely sure, doctor?" The doctor says "well, we can check once more".
So the doctor brings in a cat. The cat places its paws on the duck, pushes it a little, then walks out of the room, confirming that the duck is indeed dead. The woman, still clinging on to hope, says "oh my, are you absolutely *certain*, doctor?" The doctor replies "yes ma'am, it was confirmed by myself, the lab results, and the cat scan".
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