This lady had a sick duck she took in to the vet.

This lady had a sick duck she took in to the vet to have it checked out. The vet looked at the duck and said, " Lady, your duck is dead."

"Oh no, this cannot be. Please isn't there something you can do. My duck cannot be dead," said the lady.

So the vet brought in a Labrador Retriever who sniffed at the duck and then looked up at the vet. "Yep, your duck is dead."

"No, isn't there some other way to check on my duck?" the lady exclaimed.

So the vet brought in a cat who circled around the duck with the most curious expression on his face and finally looked up at the vet.

The vet said, "Lady it's confirmed. Your duck is dead. "

The lady asked, "Well, how much do I owe you?"

Looking apologetic, the vet said,"Well, it was going to be $150, but with the lab work and the cat scan it comes to $5000.