Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?
Because he was a quack addict
Duck Jokes
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *O...
A woman brought a very limp duck
into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet...
I'm not a professional duck impersonator...
I just dabble.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled...
What did the duck say to the bartender
put it on my bill
What floats on water and goes quick?
A South African duck
A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken said..
"dont do it man, you will never hear the end of...
A duck walks into a bar... [Long]
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says ...
What did the Quantum duck say?
Quant ....Quant...Quant..
A woman takes her duck to the vets
A woman is worried about her pet duck and takes...
A duck walks into a drug store.
He says "Give me some chap stick."
The cashier ...
Once upon a time, there were 3 little ducks who lived by a peaceful pond.
One day they got into trouble and were sent to ...
what do you call a duck addicted to drugs ?
A quack head
My friend was being attacked by a duck.
I tried to warn him but it only made things worse.
(Long) There once was a duck who hated her baby brother...
This duck hated her baby brother so much that s...
What is it called when a duck swears?
Fowl Language
Three ducks walk into a bar
Three ducks walk into a bar. The first duck sit...
Got Grapes?
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grap...
Three friends die and go to heaven
(Change the names in this if you want to)
Thre...
A duck walks into a bar with one shoe on...
He orders a pint and the barman says "....Hey, ...