Donald & Daisy

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night
together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to do some
'horizontal dancing' with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they
could not do the 'wild thing'.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk
if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from
under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"