Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Jane Smith

John Smith's wife, Jane, was very ill, so John ...

A man goes to see a doctor about his dream

"Doctor, I keep having this dream of rats playi...

Just after Jane Fonda was born..

..the doctor approached her father Henry with b...

So this 600 lb black lady goes to the doctor

And says "Dr., I have a terrible chest cold, ca...

Bill can't get the song "What's New, Pussycat?" out of his head.

Bill goes to the doctor, and says "Doctor, doct...

Just after Jane Fonda was born..

..the doctor approached her father Henry with b...

An old man is concerned that his wife is starting to go deaf...

The old man goes to the doctor and says, "My wi...

So I went to the doctor, and he told me to stop masturbating.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because I'm trying to talk t...

Co-worker sends an email regarding eye exam...

CW1: I'm at the eye doctor for my annual exam. ...

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Doctor, its Hurt !!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whe...

pregnant lady

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady ...

A guys gets a call from his doctor

The doctor says: "I'm afraid that I have some r...

Diagnose

Doctor: Well, those results look bad...
Patient...

Nun Goes To Gyno

Dr: What's your problem?
Nun:"Something is wron...

Naming the twins

A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved ...

A blond man goes to the doctor

A blond man goes to the doctor and complains th...

Hilary Clinton is pregnant....

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physic...

An Asian man goes to the doctor's office...

He tells the doctor that he's been having a har...

An old man was having a check up....

The doctor asked how hid erections were doing. ...

So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating...

I asked "Why?" and she replied, "because I'm tr...