A blond man goes to the doctor and complains that it is very painful wherever he touches. He pushes his thigh with his finger and jumps up in excruciating pain. He proceeds to touch his arm and jumps in pain. Then he touched his chest and he can't handle the pain. The doctor told him "please refrain from using your finger. You finger is broken."
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