"Doctor, I keep having this dream of rats playing soccer, what should I do?"
"Well I bet it's nothing serious, really, you should be fine."
"No, you don't understand, I've been having this dream for the past 2 Weeks, every single night they play their stupid soccer, it's driving me crazy."
"Well in that case here, have these pills, you won't be seeing any rats tonight."
"Oh thanks, but can i take them tomorrow though?"
"Sure, but why tomorrow?"
"Tonight is the finale."
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