And says "Dr., I have a terrible chest cold, can you help me?"
The Dr. tells her to take off all of her clothes, lay on her back and spread her legs as wide as possible.
She asks "How is this going to help my chest cold?"
"It's not," replied the Dr., "I'm just thinking of painting my house, I wanted to see what it would look like painted black with pink shutters."
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