A couple is about to give birth
The doctor tells the couple to be about an expe...
Doctor Jokes
A man is told by his employer that he has to go see the company doctor in order to keep his insurance...
He reluctantly goes, and is amazed to find no e...
A young woman is at her doctor's appointment...
...When the doctor returns, after having run so...
What's your favorite medical joke?
I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous...
apropos for this week
In the year 1806, a well-dressed man in his twe...
What kind of doctor is always on call?
An oncologist!
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I made this one up last ...
So my dad went to the hospital yesterday...
and while he was there he was talking to the do...
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The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!
1. Two antennas met o...
Broken everything
A man goes to see the doctor. He touched his ch...
A guy goes to see his doctor...
He says to his doctor:
>Man: "Doctor, I can't ...
In memory of a wonderful man.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's ...
This is for Robin Williams
A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what se...
A taxidermist was asked, "So what do you do for a living?"
She replied, "Oh you know... stuff."
- *From T...
What does a taxidermist do for a living?
Oh you know... stuff...
A black man, an italian and a Jew are at a hospital.
They are all waiting for their wives in the del...
An ex-military veterinarian who specializes in animals wounded in war...
is a Vet Vet for Vet Pets
I was rescued after being exposed to the elements...
I couldn't feel my fingers or toes, so I got th...
An old lady at the clinic.
Doctor: I'm afraid to tell you that you have Al...
A elderly woman receives her invitation for the local doctor's next dinner party in the mail
...but unfortunately she can't make out all of ...
My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell
He actually said I was constipated, but I under...
Three fetuses were talking about their futures...
"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up, and brin...
Liz Taylor is going in for the final piece of plastic surgery...
...tightening of her vagina.
But she insists th...
A man is waiting in the doctor's office...
When the doctor comes in and says, "There's goo...
Two old friends reunite...
- Hey! I haven't seen you in a while! How are y...
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things...
Couple in their nineties are both having proble...