CW1: I'm at the eye doctor for my annual exam. It's taking a little longer than I expected, so I may be a few minutes late getting to the office.
Me: I am Slightly rephrasing it for CW1 -- Eye am at the I doctor for my annual exam. It's taking a little longer than eye expected, so eye may be a few minutes late getting to the office :)
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