The doctor says: "I'm afraid that I have some really bad news for you. Your test results are back and it says here that you only have one more day to live".
The man grasps for breath and cries out: "doctor, that's terrible news, how can that be?".
The doctor says: "I'm afraid I have more bad news for you".
"What, what now? What could possibly be worse than that?" the man, now in total despair, asks.
"I really tried, but I couldn't reach you yesterday" the doctor answers.
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