Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

I can't touch my toes!

A man goes to the doctor and says "I woke up th...

DON'T QUESTION YOUR DOCTOR

A man went to see his doctor.
"You need to stop...

did you hear about that woman who went to the doctor?

well, she went in and told her doctor she had b...

A pirate goes to a doctor...

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the mol...

A woman goes to the doctor

A woman goes to the doctor one day and tells hi...

Lady is about to have a baby and she's yelling "can't can't can't!..

...Shouldn't couldn't can't!" the husband is li...

Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me..

Next pls... im here all wk.

Doctor's Visit

A man goes to the doctor and complains he's not...

What happened to the dog?

A woman pregnant with triplets was a victim in ...

A man walks into the doctors office....(NSFW)

...and tells the doctor he would like to put hi...

I often feel guilty

Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troub...

One day, there was a school where a class had just started...

The teacher said to the class, "OK kids! it's t...

A doctor is talking to his friend...

**The doctor:** "I had an unusual patient today...

How about an Indian joke?

A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the U...

A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time.

Her legs are up in the stirrups and she looks v...

Mr Wong goes to the Eye Doctor...

Mr Wong goes to the Eye Doctor. He tells the D...

My dad went to jail this morning...

Because he's the jail doctor.

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years...

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing pro...

I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight

But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine...

A nurse is working in the office

A rather incompetent nurse is working in her em...

The mental institution just got a new shrink...

...and on his first day he is shown around the ...

A newly born baby is miraculously able to talk

A newly born baby is miraculously able to talk....