A lawyer, priest and doctor... (pretty long joke)
A doctor, priest and lawyer have a wealthy frie...
Doctor Jokes
Proctologist visit
*This is and old joke, sorry if it does not tra...
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer
were waiting one morning for a particularly slo...
So, I was at the doctor the other day...
And the doctor looked at with me with concern a...
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before yo...
What did the doctor say when his patient said "I think I'm two spoons!"
"Shut the fork up."
During an appointment, a doctor tells his patient, "You have got to stop masturbating!"
The patient gets concerned and asks, "Why? Is ...
A married woman goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, I hear voices inside my head!"
Doctor: "what do the voices say?"
Woman: "they...
Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'.
They hope to keep our attendance more regular.
A man is about to die
His end is near, his wife is by his bed, holdin...
A man bursts into a doctor's office...
...and is frantically looking for the doctor. F...
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch,...
... the psychiatrist began his therapy session,...
FOUND THE COMPROMISE!
Husband and wife come for consultation to psych...
The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job.
I have half a mind to tell him so.
A man is having trouble in bed, so he goes to the doctor.
The doctor tells him he's going to need to stop...
Two carrots are out for a drive in the country
And they're having the time of their lives. The...
Woman goes to the doctor...
Woman goes to the doctor and says, "Everytime I...
A guy tries to save someone's life...
He goes to donate blood, but he decided not to....
A man goes to the doctor for a phsyical.
"You have to stop masturbating"
Why, the man as...
An elderly lady goes to the doctor...
DR: Yes madam, how can I help you?
EL: Well D...
An old man goes into the doctor's office...
and the doctor says "I'm sorry sir but I have t...
Euler is sitting on the pooper when...
His stomach starts to feel a little stranger th...
The Outhouse Mouse (NSFW)
Ole and Lena lived up north and still didn't ha...
I have insomnia.
I have insomnia
My doctor says it's very common...