A Woman Goes Into Labor...
...Her husband rushes her to the hospital. The ...
Doctor Jokes
What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?
Thank you for your patients.
A lady pregnant with triplets is cooking stew for dinner one night...
A lady pregnant with triplets is cooking stew f...
Alzheimer
The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good...
A man went to see his doctor
"You need to stop masturbating" said the doctor...
Marry had a Little Lamb...
Marry had a little lamb,
Little lamb,
Little la...
A man goes to the doctor
He tells the doctor, "Doctor, doctor! I have a ...
Coma Pregnancy
A woman is in an accident while she's pregnant....
A guy is about to die
Guy: How much time do I have left, doctor?
Doc...
Doctor
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a book
Doc...
I went to the doctor
I went to the doctor the other day wearing noth...
An old guy goes to the doctor...
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor ...
Your mother
...is so big that when she was born the doctor ...
I went to the hospital today and told the doctor my baby was born 9 months early.
She asked to see it, so I came on her face.
Mr Circle went to go see a doctor after being stabbed...
The doctor said his blood loss was very sphere
A woman thinks she's pregnant so she goes to the doctor.
The doctor runs some tests and doesn't find any...
A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam.
Midway through, the doctor says, "Don't worry, ...
My wrists hurt every time I drive through a tunnel with passengers.
The doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel.
Patient goes to the doctor about his obesity...
He says "It's not my fault doctor, obesity runs...
My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake...
...but I tend to take everything he says with a...
One of my favorite jokes as a kid
3 men are being flown in an old-fashioned airpl...
A woman goes to the doctor...
A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I...
A guy goes to the Doctor...
The Doctor looks at him with a grave look and s...
BLONDE'S APPENDICITIS
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she go...
The instructions said if my erection lasts longer than four hours to see a doctor...
My calculus professor was no help at all.