DR: Yes madam, how can I help you?
EL: Well Dr, I can't stop farting. However it's not that bad because they are odorless. In fact, I've farted 3 times already since walking into your office.
DR: Take one of these pills every day for a week and come back to see me.
One week later...
EL: Dr, what on earth did you do to me? I still fart as much as before but now they stink terribly.
DR: Ok, now that we have cleared up your nose we can do something about your farts.
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