A doctor, priest and lawyer have a wealthy friend on his deathbed. The wealthy man tells them "I know they say you can't take it with you but I'm willing to try. I'm going to give you duffel bags with 5 million in cash each and at my funeral I want each of you to put it in my grave". Sure enough the wealthy man passes and the 3 friends meet up at the wake. The doctor, looking sullen, says "listen guys, I feel so guilty. I borrowed a lot of money from a loan shark to start my practice, I had to pay off two nurses I was having affairs with and I had to buy a new car. I had to use most of the money." The priest says "I too have a confession to make. My church was falling apart, my flock was leaving and I had to compete with the new mega church so I had to use a lot of the money." The lawyer looks at both of them in disgust. "I'm ashamed of both of you! He was our friend and you should have honored his wishes." Wagging his finger at both of them he says "I for one took his wish to heart and when the time came, I wrote him a check for the entire amount!"
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