and the doctor says "I'm sorry sir but I have two pieces of bad news..."
"...the first piece of bad news is you have cancer"
After taking a moment to comprehend this fact, the patient says "that's terrible, what is the second piece of news?"
The doctor replies " The second piece of bad news is that you also have dementia".
The man looks at the doctor and smiles, "oh well that isn't so bad! I thought you were going to say I had cancer or something!".
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