*This is and old joke, sorry if it does not translate as well to english.
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A man goes to a proctologist, for a check up.
The doctor, after some small talk ask him to drop trousers, and bend over. He lube his finger and stick it in.
After a minute the doctor says.
Doctor - Sir, i have bad news. I am afraid you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The man clearly is taken aback from this preposterous comment, and just manages to say "why?"
The doctor calm as ever, and still wearing him as a ventriloquist doll says: "Cause I am still in the room performing this exam."
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