A married woman goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, I hear voices inside my head!"

Doctor: "what do the voices say?"

Woman: "they say 'kill your husband"

Doctor: "Ok, that's not good. I'm going to start you immediately on a psychiatric medication. Come back and see me in one week."

One week later, the woman goes back to the same doctor and says: "I'm still hearing the same voices."

Doctor: "what are they saying now?"

Woman: "they're saying 'beat your husband with a club"

Doctor: "Hmm, I'm going to increase the dosage of your current medication. Come back and see me in two weeks."

Two weeks later, the woman goes back to the doctor and says: "Doctor, now I hear only one voice but it has a slightly different tone"

Doctor: "What does the voice say?"

Woman: "It says 'why did you ever marry him?"

Doctor: "Excellent! you're back to normal. come back and see me in a year."

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