Delivery
An OBGYN went to a hospital room to deliver a b...
Doctor Jokes
bartender cured my fear of someone under my bed
Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fea...
A senior citizen was kinda bored with retirement
so he decided to open a medical clinic. He put...
So I went to the doctor about this weird ache in my wrist...
I tell him my symptoms. I get these sharp aches...
My wife has really dry skin
My wife has really dry skin so I asked my docto...
A panicked man rushes into the doctor's office.
He starts pacing back and forth, freaking out.
...
Brunette walks into doctor's office
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says...
What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Little Susie goes to the doctor...
Little Susie goes to the doctor. Doctor puts a...
An Irishman walks into a pub and orders three pints of Guinness
The barman is a bit confused and asks him why h...
I was feeling depressed. .
I was feeling depressed so I went to the doctor...
The Unemployed Engineer
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time ...
A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer...
He says, "Give it to me straight, Doc."
A man wakes up...
A man wakes up in the hospital after a horrible...
An older man goes to the Doctor,
he gets his check up and examinations done, and...
A blonde was rushed to the hospital
A blonde was rushed to the hospital with a bull...
[On a date] Date: So what do you do?
Me: I'm a taxidermist
Date: Oh... wow.
Fox:...
An Old Man Goes to the Doctor
He gets a check up, they talk a little, and he ...
Old man's wife has hearing problems
An old man goes to his doctor.
Old man: Hey ...
Robin Hood went to see a doctor...
...he was diagnosed with Menintightis.
A woman is giving birth... (beware, dark humor incoming)
I am sorry for this joke.
A woman is giving b...
A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife i...
Blackbeard goes to the doctor
So Blackbeard goes to the doctor, with a large ...