He gets a check up, they talk a little, and he leaves.
A few weeks later, the doctor is amazed to see his elderly patient walking passed with a young, beautiful woman on his arm. The old man waves and says hello.
"Is this your grand-daughter?" The doctor asks.
"No!" replies the old man. "I'm taking your advice!"
"My advice?" stammers the doctor.
"That's right. You said 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful!'l
The doctor replies, "I said, 'You got a HEART MURMUR. Be CAREFUL."
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