The barman is a bit confused and asks him why he orders three at once. The Irishman replies: 'You see, I just moved here, leaving me two brothers back home in Carbury. So in honour of them, I drink a pint for each one of us.'
From this point on, the man returns every evening to drink his three pints, until one day, he comes in and orders only two.
The barman is a bit baffled, then he understands and says 'Oh my, only two pints? Did anything happen to one of your brothers?'
'No, they're alright. It's because the doctor told me I need to stop drinking.'
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