A woman is giving birth... (beware, dark humor incoming)

I am sorry for this joke.


A woman is giving birth. The doctor says, "You know, it's been said that telling a joke helps alleviate some of the pain."

The woman says, through her gasps, "Go for it, Doc!"

So the doctor begins, saying, "A man walks into a bar..."

Just then, the woman screams and a baby plops out. Unfortunately, it's a stillborn.

The doctor comes over to the lady and says, "... and he said 'ouch'. it would be funnier, but you screwed up the delivery."