What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?
He cured them.
Doctor Jokes
In honor of my cakeday...
Why did the students eat their homework?
Becau...
Young Tasmanian women bring home her immigrant boyfriend.
"Dad this is the man I want to marry." She says...
An Arkansas delivary
Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middl...
journalist visits a mental hospital
A journalist visits a mental hospital for repor...
I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking.
He said he was busy and I'd just have to be a l...
My doctor says I'm allergic to feces
I am the egg man. Poopoo, achoo!
Levenshtein visits the doctor.
He tells the doctor, "I have severe troubles wi...
After an elderly couple starts getting forgetful, they visit their doctor.
Their doctor tells them that many people find i...
FORGET ABOUT IT
After an elderly couple starts getting forgetfu...
If I have an erection for more than 4 hours,
she is going to need to see a doctor.
Splinters in her crotch
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugge...
The Old Ball Game
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take hi...
I went to the doctor's and he asked me for a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample...
So I handed him my underwear.
Two retirees meet in a cafe.
The first retiree says, "Hey Stan! I didn't see...
An old man walks into an ear doctors office
He says "Doc! You have to help me out. I put my...
A joke that my grandfather would always tell
A young Jewish man gets married and decides to ...
I've done a ton of research and looked at multiple symptom checkers. I went to the doctor and he said I was fine but.....
.....I think I may be suffering from hypochondria
Go Honda
This guy went to the doctor and said to him "Do...
Oldie but good
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physic...
Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards
Just sit down and I'll deal with you later
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor
The eye doctor says, "Sir, you have a cataract"...
What would you do??
You're walking down a
deserted street with you...
The doctor had to remove my fungal infection.
It's a shame. It was really starting to grow on...