he gets his check up and examinations done, and afterwards his doc goes up to him and tells him, "it appears everything is fine, just be careful, as people get older they tend to lose their sense of hearing." So the man leaves the doctor and goes home.
Once home he opens the door and man does it smell good! He yells to his wife, "honey, whats for dinner?" She doesn't respond. *well, maybe shes getting older and having trouble hearing.* so he goes up to the entrance of the kitchen and yells "Honey, whats for dinner?" Once again, no response. *man, her hearing was never this bad.* So he walks up right next to her and says "Honey, whats for dinner?" and she responds "Fried chicken! What's gotten in to you?! I've told you three times now!"
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