A senior citizen was kinda bored with retirement

so he decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign outside that says, 'Get treatment for $50, if not cured get back $100."



A local doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the guy and earn a quick $100, so he visits the clinic.

Patient (doctor): I have lost my sense of taste.

Sr. Citizen: Nurse, bring the medicine from box No 22 and place 3 drops in the patients mouth.

Patient (doctor): Spits out the medicine and says "Hey!! This is not medicine, it's gasoline."

Sr. Citizen: Congratulations! .. you're cured! You have your taste back....that will be $50.

The Doctor gets annoyed at losing to the Sr. Citizen, and so he returns after several days determined to recover his money.

Doctor : I seem to have lost my memory and I can't remember a thing.

Sr. Citizen: Nurse, bring the medicine from box No 22 and put 3 drops In the patients mouth.

Doctor: "But that medicine is for the sense of taste!!"

Sr. Citizen: "Congratulations! Your memory is back ..that'll be $50!"

The Doctor leaves again, but after several days angrily returns for one last try, and more determined than ever to recover his money.

Sr. Citizen: "So what seems to be the problem?"

Doctor : "My eyesight has suddenly become very weak".

Sr. Citizen: "Well, seems I don't have any medicine for that. Here, take this $100 and go."

Doctor : ...."But this is only a $10 bill!!"

Sr. Citizen: "Congratulations, your eyesight has gotten a lot better!!....That will be $50